By Chris Lane
By Jeff Balke
By Aaron Reiss
By Angelica Leicht
By Dianna Wray
By Aaron Reiss
By Camilo Smith
By Craig Malisow
Otherwise, He's a Great Man
Mayor Bob Lanier needs to stop taking credit for the lower crime rate. He's had nothing to do with it. [News, "Spare the Mayor, Kill the Story," by Tim Fleck, March 30.] Crime rises when there is no opportunity for decent employment, and it has been demonstrated in countless studies that punishment incentives do not affect crime statistics in any way. If the mayor were better educated, he would already know this.
Also, I am continually offended by the mayor's lack of foresight. The Lanier administration has cost Houston a 21st-century transportation system. Furthermore, he has condemned us to a future of high bond payments, made several fraudulent attempts to impose zoning, created a costly, out-of-control police department, inflicted a primitive high-speed police chase policy, successfully censored Cable Access Television and the Houston Chronicle, neutered Metro, misdirected road repair and transportation money, sold us out to neighborhood associations and transformed the City Hall building into some kind of white trash Christmas hoedown. The list keeps getting longer.
Furthermore the City Council needs to stop politicizing Selena's death! When the Council was interviewed by Brad Tyer of the Houston Press two years ago, they gave no indication that they knew anything about popular music. They each told some unlikely story that they only listen to gospel music. This leads me to the unmistakable conclusion that before March 31, 1995, City Council had never heard of Selena! Their attempt to censor Howard Stern by forcing Warner Cable to cancel the E! television channel is just as unfair as me trying to get FOX 26 canceled because they air Rush Limbaugh. City Council should stop their attempts to further censor cable television.
They need to remember that Houstonians have long memories. Lanier's administration shall be remembered for looking backward and never looking forward. When his term limit finally puts him out of a job, maybe then Houston can get back to building a future. Bob Lanier's ill-fated political career will be long remembered as an embarrassing mistake.
Szatmary, Call Your Secretary
Peter Szatmary's review of Keyboard Skills [Theater, "Less Than Skillfull," April 13] at Houston's Stages Repertory Theater is aptly titled -- if you understand the title to be a reflection of the reviewer's skills, rather than the playwright's. Szatmary just doesn't get it -- he's definitely "less than skillful" when it comes to understanding good drama.
He says the play wants to be "a biting thriller" and that it "goes on and on about nothing." Was he asleep? It's a fine piece of work about men's and women's roles in a generation just ahead of most baby boomers -- where women were trained to be secretaries and wives and to pretend to believe their husbands' lies when they knew better. Wake up, Peter, this is not an "insignificant comedy" as you call it; rather, it's a well-deserved winner of the Blackburn Prize. You said you didn't understand why it was chosen -- but who made you an expert on drama about compelling women's issues?
If you had a fine secretary from Miss Gainsborough's school, she would never let you look so incompetent!
The Divine Mrs. G.
I suspect that Wendy Gramm's views regarding the efficacy of the economic free market ["Heeere's Wendy," by David Pasztor, April 6] and reluctance to have the government monitor companies for possible health threats to the general public, are more extreme than my own. The Republicans are essentially going in the correct direction on many issues, but we should be careful in preventing them from going off the deep end. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Wendy Gramm are both strong and intelligent females. We respect such women only when we fairly evaluate both the strengths and weaknesses of their views and actions.
Does anybody really believe that Wendy Gramm would tolerate her husband allegedly pushing her into the background to avoid offending racist Texas voters? These murmurs are disgusting and insulting and ignore the reality that successful women have their own lives and careers to worry about. Only stay-at-home wives would always be able to "stand by their man" in the dedicated and fawning manner demanded by these vicious rumor mongers! Common sense dictates that this married couple probably made a mutual decision to give her a higher profile because of the importance of Senator Phil Gramm's hope for the most important job in the United States. It's likely that he would do the same if their roles were reversed.
Editor's note: We suspect that if the Gramms' roles were reversed, Phil would still already have the higher profile.