By Jef With One F
By Pete Vonder Haar
By Abby Koenig
By Olivia Flores Alvarez
By Jef With One F
By Christina Uticone
By Angelica Leicht
By Altamese Osborne
The parking lot of a suburban convenience store in the wee hours of the morning is nothing short of a study in vacuous earnestness. That's the serious, paradoxical joke at the heart of Eric Bogosian's blistering subUrbia, one of the best American plays of the decade. Theater LaB is so attuned to this tragicomedy that its southwest premiere becomes one of the best productions of the year.
Writer/performer Bogosian is acclaimed as a monologuist of the fringe, one who exposes and illuminates America's edges by letting piquant characters speak for their uncensored selves. In subUrbia, a traditionally structured play, he applies his shrewd powers of vernacular insight to what some of us call waste products: those not too far out of suburban high school whose very existence is defined by hanging out in front of the local convenience store, regardless of the time of day or of what the owner might think. Though these kids have nominal jobs, what they really work at is not doing anything. Over the course of a late-night evening, they mark their territory in ways that are outrageously comical -- until you realize that these souls are actually quite lost.
There's Tim, an alcoholic ex-serviceman full of volatile bravado, who cut off the tip of his little finger to qualify for disability benefits. He thinks he knows things because he's been places. Buff, a prototypical, like, you know, "dude," is happy-go-lucky in a manic sort of way. "Smoke, babe, vice, brew!" he titters, reeling off his mantra. On this night, Buff wants to get in the pants of airheaded Bee-Bee, a veteran of rehab. Her self-esteem is so low that she lets him. Bee-Bee's trouble keeping herself together also accounts for her best friend's being the overly confident, gorgeous Sooze, a would-be feminist performance artist who revels in announcing, "Cynicism is bullshit!"
"At least I have a point of view," she insists to boyfriend Jeff, the most reasonable of the bunch and the play's ostensible hero. Then again, Jeff dropped out of community college after taking one course in contemporary Nicaraguan history, so how thoughtful can he be? Jeff still lives at home; whenever his parents are eating dinner at Sizzler, Sooze comes over to have sex. It seems that a lecherous community college professor caught in a midlife crisis has complimented Sooze's "talent," prompting her to develop a pipe dream of moving to New York to attend art school. Jeff doesn't want her to go and won't come with her if she does. Struggling between being overly sensitized and being downright defeated, Jeff, who puts boxes together for a living, won't do "anything" unless it's "phenomenal." He profoundly cares about his life, but has no idea how to proceed with it.
As the characters interact, borrow their parents' cars and reminisce about study hall, they spill out their absurd theories and inane fixations. Homosexuals, one of them swears, get laid more than straight people. A Sesame Street actress, it's posited, does porn on the side. Bee-Bee (of all people) is a nurse's aide. "Usually they die," she expounds about the patients, "if they get really yellow."
The youths also harass the owner of the convenience store, a Pakistani immigrant not much older than they are who has the bastardized name of Norman. "He was practicing the Pledge of Allegiance," Buff snipes, "boning up for the big test." It means nothing to Jeff, Buff and Tim to use the word "dothead," and more than once, Norman is called "nigger" while the women observe. It doesn't dawn on them that they're encroaching on Norman and his sister, Pakeeza; it matters little, their thinking goes, that Norman and Pakeeza own the property where they hang out -- for how could they have rights if they're not "American"? For their part, Norman and Pakeeza refuse to be intimidated. The threat of violence is what gives the play much of its tension, and helps turn Bogosian's powerfully incisive dialogue into trenchant commentary.
Another source of tension and commentary comes with the arrival, toward the end of Act One, of "Pony," an old high school acquaintance to whom the clique was pretty much indifferent. Pony has since left suburbia, picked up a laughably inappropriate stage name and become a marginal rock star. Everyone, for different reasons, is anticipating his triumphant return, even though none of them end up attending his concert. Arriving in a limo, Pony refers to his vapid pop songs as "the work," as if they have integrity. He's come home for "inspiration," among other things.
Pony had a crush on Sooze in high school, and still does. He offers her the chance to design his next album cover, and Sooze looks at Pony anew. Jeff feels threatened, not only by the possible loss of Sooze, but also because he fancies himself a writer; Pony's active success (such as it is) makes him contemplate his own passive failure.
Buff hopes to direct one of Pony's music videos; he says he's qualified because "it's like the video is my head." Suffice it to say that Buff has never held a camera in his life. Nonetheless, Pony encourages him in his delusion. Meanwhile, Pony's sexy publicist, Erica, goes slumming with Tim because, as a monied person, she "can't feel anything anymore." When Tim tries to make the fling into something more, Erica switches to Buff, causing Tim, and Bee-Bee, to go into tailspins. One way or another, Norman and Pakeeza bear the brunt of much of this.