It's called a dud.
W. Todd McDaniel
Houston
The Emus Are Fine. Send Money, Please.
Your article on the unfortunate snail farmers was worthy of Mark Twain ["Escargot A Go-Go," by Randall Patterson, February 29]. It was hilarious and well written. I wonder how some of my friends' emus are doing?
Paul Groben
Houston
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