Jack and The Future Is in Eggs Both are billed as "against-all-odds stories of romance, tragedy and, above all, production." In the former, young Jack is overly attached to his overstuffed armchair, which irks Mother Jack, Father Jack and mean sister Jacqueline; they go to great and humorous lengths to rescue him. The latter tale is a follow-up. This stab at absurdist theater a la Eugene Ionesco is presented by Infernal Bridegroom Productions. Preview tonight, 8 p.m. Zocalo Theater, 5223 Feagan, 520-7080. $5.99.
More shopping Kitchen & Company is opening its newest store in the Houston area. Today, while perusing the kitchen superstore, shoppers are invited to take in a demonstration by Jacques Fox, executive chef at the Conrad N. Hilton College of Hotel and Restaurant Management; or to get a lesson in cake decorating from wedding-cake czarina Camilla Chiara; or to taste food prepared by Junior Leaguers (whose organization will benefit from a portion of today's sales proceeds). Freebie alert: The first 25 people to post their materialistic desires with the gift registry will receive a pair of Marquis by Waterford toasting flutes. Westhill Village Shopping Center, 7601 Westheimer, 789-1129.
Steve Allen: Humor and Healing The prolific Steve Allen will, in his own witty way, discuss the role of humor in the healing process. This is an opportunity to see a TV legend in person, and to gain insight while busting a gut. 7:30 p.m. Unity Church of Christianity, 2929 Unity Drive, 787-3490. $25.
Holiday art sale Glassell students have been hard at work perfecting their craft, and now they offer their wares as potential gifts for your loved ones. Paintings, drawings, watercolors, photographs, ceramics, sculptures and jewelry are all for sale. 5-8 p.m. today; 10 a.m.5 p.m. Saturday; and noon-5 p.m. Sunday. Glassell School of Art, 5101 Montrose, 639-7500.
Nenette et Boni and J'ai Pas Sommeil When Claire Denis made her directorial debut with the autobiographical work Chocolat, she was heralded as a fresh talent. Now the cutting-edge director has a few more films under her belt, three of which are showing as part of the MFA's French Films in December series. The director herself will present Nenette et Boni, the Locarno Film Festival winner about sibling rivalry and a mother's death, and J'ai Pas Sommeil (I Can't Sleep), a true-crime drama about a man and his lover who together murdered more than 20 Parisian women in the mid-'80s. Begins at 7:30 p.m. tonight (other films and times listed in Thrills, Film & Video). MFA, 1001 Bissonnet, 639-7515. $5, single feature; $6, double feature.
Pharoah Sanders This "titan of the tenor saxophone" (as Down Beat dubbed him) will perform tunes from his new Message from Home. A native of Little Rock, the home he refers to is not Arkansas, but rather Africa, where he recently traveled. His new music is said to shatter the wall between jazz and African music forms; tonight he performs with his quartet and an African percussionist. 8 p.m. Presented by Da Camera at the Wortham Center, Cullen Theater, 500 Texas. For tickets, call 524-5050. $14-$29; discounts for seniors and students.
America's Smithsonian The mother of all pop culture exhibits hits town today -- and adds a little history to the mix. The largest museum exhibit ever put on the road includes Barbara Bush's inaugural gown, Judy Garland's ruby Oz slippers, Alan Shepard's Mercury capsule, Abraham Lincoln's top hat and... well, you get the drift. Nearly 300 artifacts and icons are on tour from their home at our nation's capital. George R. Brown Convention Center, 1001 Avenue of the Americas. 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., seven days a week, through January 28. Tickets are free and available on a first-come, first served basis; advance tickets may be ordered by calling (800) 913-TOUR at least five days in advance, though a $3.50 service charge applies. Groups of 20 or more can reserve free advance tickets by calling Jill Chappell at (202) 786-2706.
Annual Candlelight Tour of the East End Historic District Travel Galveston aboard a horse-drawn carriage on this tour of five historic homes plus one church. The homes were constructed between 1880 and 1931 and have been restored; in fact, one is now a bed and breakfast. Tickets for the home tour (as well as this weekend's production of A Christmas Carol) are available at the Grand 1894 Opera House, (409) 765-1894. $12.
A Collage of Choreography An evening of contemporary dance choreographed by a slew of gifted and flexible local talents, as presented by the Jewish Community Center dance department. Choreographers include Juliet Hicks, Darby Boyd, Rob Davidson and Sophia Torres.8 p.m. JCC, Kaplan Theatre, 551-7255. $10.