Gee, now we feel a lot better about him State Representative Kevin Bailey was cleared of charges he threatened his girlfriend, Linda G. Adams, with a gun given to him by fellow legislator Jerry Patterson; the prosecutor said grand jurors felt the contretemps, in which Adams was at some point armed with a knife, "was a mutual combat situation."
But then, she hasn't met Wayne Dolcefino
That excessively irrepressible Sarah Ferguson was reported in her psychic's tell-all, The Duchess of York: Uncensored, as having had sex with Steve Wyatt in the bushes of her Highgrove estate while she was five months pregnant; and a phone hotline offered tapes of Fergie rating Wyatt as the best of her lovers.
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