"If it had been done in a manner where no one's feelings were to be hurt," the prosecutor explains, "I wouldn't have been concerned, but it seemed it was done with the purpose of hurting someone's feelings."
Despite the probe, the cold-blooded culprit is still at large somewhere in the D.A.'s office building. Innocent people's feelings remain at risk.
Now you know: When it comes time to file those felony heartbreak charges or misdemeanor ego batterings, just call special crimes.