By Chris Lane
By Jeff Balke
By Aaron Reiss
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A third likely candidate in the statewide Republican contest is Victoria state Representative Steve Holzheauser, chairman of the House Energy Resources Committee. His slogan reportedly will be, "I'm normal."
Stockman claims the support of 42 members of the State Republican Executive Committee, a stronghold of GOP social conservatives. But Kelley political consultant Allen Blakemore says that Stockman's wacky presence in the race actually bolsters Kelley's chances among GOP energy executives.
"Stockman's history in Washington was one of foot-in-mouth disease," opines Blakemore. "I don't think they want that on the railroad commission. They want somebody who's going to be more dependable and easier to get along with."
And if they want tips on the care and feeding of a lap dog, all they have to do is check with Mayor Bob Lanier.
The Boney Report
City Councilman Jew Don Boney is certainly a quick study in self-promotion, as constituents in his District D will discover when the latest edition of his 16-page, taxpayer-funded Boney Report begins hitting their mailboxes this week.
Costing $4,500 for a run of 10,000 mailings, the Boney Report features a color cover portrait of the councilman positioned on the lordly perch of a freeway overpass with the downtown skyline in the background. It also includes ten other snapshots of the first-term councilman, as well as a wealth of Boney's opinions on various subjects that go well beyond the melange of information on city services and self-praise for various and sundry legislative accomplishments usually found in councilmembers' newsletters.
The issue is actually the second installment of what Boney plans as a continuing information source for District D. Perhaps it should be renamed the Boney City News.
The councilman, who's up for re-election this November, could not ask for a better promotional vehicle, especially since the report cost him nothing in campaign funds. Put together by Council aide Kimberly Nichols and two other contributors, the report includes a blast at Chevron for failing to settle a pollution suit brought by the residents of the mostly-black Kennedy Heights subdivision. Besides a photo of Boney and the Reverend Jesse Jackson at a "Stop Chevron" protest, the Boney Report plugs a Jackson-led boycott of the oil giant. A Jackson comment also suggests the recommended outcome: "This is chemical warfare. And we are demanding fairness and justice. We urge Chevron to re-settle the people and settle the damages."
In addition to revealing that he receives 24.2 phone messages and attends 8.78 meetings and events daily, Boney also uses the mailout to attack the "Houston Civil Rights Initiative" expected to be on the November ballot. That effort by anti-affirmative action activist Edward Blum and others would ban city efforts to set hiring goals for minority and women contractors.
"Although Edward Blum's carefully crafted initiative uses the same words as the 1965 Voting Rights Act passed during President Lyndon Johnson's administration," states an un-bylined story in the report, "it is a bad thing for Houston because it does not have the same intentions of offering a level playing field for everyone." A highlighted quote, presumably from the councilman, declares, "I believe in being forewarned against those who are going to do something for us." The Boney Report also must be the first missive from a Houston councilmember to refer to "America's capitalist economy," where "money is the great equalizer."
Blum did not respond to the attack on his latest colorblind project. As for Boney, he says his constituents expect him to keep in touch, and he sees nothing improper about using city funds to do it. "Too often," says the councilman, "what happens on these issues is that people don't know what's going on, they don't understand the issues, they don't have the facts. What I'm committed to doing is put the greatest amount of information in people's hands, so that they have the actual facts."
And a veritable scrapbook of snapshots of the councilman to boot.
The Kelley Report
The Shaun Kelley celebrity probation hearing came off last week in state district court, with such notables as mayoral contender and Councilwoman Helen Huey and City Attorney Gene Locke in rapt attendance. Councilman John Kelley's son, who's been in the county jail since late May, found himself in Judge Mark Kent Ellis's dock for the seemingly trivial offense of violating probation by munching on a codeine-packed Tylenol 3 capsule supplied by a fellow prisoner.
For the typical probationer represented by a court-appointed lawyer, the legal exercise would have taken ten minutes, if that. But for a councilman's son represented by semi-retired legal legend Richard "Racehorse" Haynes, it took a day's court time, with no clear-cut conclusion, other than that, yes, Kelley did flunk a urine test for drugs.