Christmas Day brunch Bits of shredded wrapping paper glitter across the floor. Ribbons and bows hang on the furniture. Some daytime talk-show ninny drones relentless Christmas glee on the TV. And those sweet little angels whose eyes were all aglow, just last night, are hungry and cranky. Rather than cooking, give yourself a great little gift: Christmas brunch cooked by someone else, for a change. The Houstonian Hotel's executive chef, Jim Mills, is whipping up an old-fashioned Christmas feast. Try goose, leg of lamb or prime rib, just for starters. 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., The Houstonian Hotel, Club & Spa, 111 North Post Oak Lane, 680-2626. $33.95; $14.95, kids.
Hands! On! Sculpture! Admit it: The kids' endless Christmas holiday has left you exhausted. So why not let somebody else provide them an afternoon's worth of entertainment? Starting today, the Museum of Fine Arts offers three days of hands-on activities. A trio of artists will teach families how to sculpt using wire and clay, plaster brick and recycled materials. Today the lesson comes from Marsha Dorsey-Outlaw, whose class will celebrate the imagination of artist Alberto Giacometti. You and the kids can see his work in the Cullen Sculpture Garden and then try to make your own knockoffs -- or better yet, come up with your own one-of-a kind original. Classes 1-4 p.m., Dec. 26-28, The Museum of Fine Arts, 1001 Bissonnet, 639-7300. Classes are free with $3 museum entrance fee; $1.50, seniors and kids six-18.
Joe Ely For centuries, Americans have romanced the road. But singer/songwriter Joe Ely has had more than a casual fling. He's ridden the rails, thumbed his way across the country Jack Kerouacstyle and hopped boats to faraway places. And like a real American songsmith, he brings the road to his songs. His latest CD, Laredo, bristles with flamenco guitar and heartfelt tunes set in south-of-the-border towns. But Ely can play good old roots rock too. His act, with songs such as "Settle for Love," has been known to bring down the house. 9 p.m., tonight and Saturday, Rockefeller's, 3620 Washington Avenue, 869-5483. $19.50 and $29.50.
The Best Foreplay of 1997 Comedy group Just for Play bills itself as "Houston's premier risque comedy troupe." With such silly sketches as "Private Dick," "Beethoven's Sixty-Ninth Symphony" and "Kinky Copies," the Play-ers certainly qualify as some of Houston's goofiest punsters. Tonight, they present a year-end review of their best stuff from 1997. The show benefits the Alzheimer's Association, and they hope (in their own carefully scripted words) to "make this Alzheimer's benefit a night to remember." 9 p.m., Main Street Theater, Chelsea Market, 4617 Montrose, www.blkbox.com/~bryan/justforplay/, 776-0248. $10 minimum donation suggested.
Guitar, Saxes and More Craig Chaquico, former Jefferson Starship lead guitarist, won Guitar Player magazine's most recent readers' poll award for Best Pop Instrumental Guitarist of the Year for his lush, mature rock. Jazziz magazine raves about trumpeter/flugelhornist Rick Braun, summing him up with the phrase "blowing cool ... sounding smooth ... sitting pretty." And Richard Elliot, the tenor saxophonist, has pushed the envelope of his R&B grooves to include traditional jazz and Celtic sounds. Tonight, hear all these guys plus English-born acoustic guitarist Peter White. 8 p.m., Aerial Theater at Bayou Place, 520 Texas, 230-1666. $24.50-$39.50
Space Center day camp Rather than letting the kids spend winter break hanging around the house, watching daytime TV's unseemly people behaving badly, send them to NASA, the national repository of science and dreams. For the next four days, one-day day camps are slated to cover such subjects as the laws of physics, UFOs and model spacecraft. Today's camp centers on Sir Isaac Newton and his three laws of physics. Kids investigate the aerodynamics of launch vehicles while building a rocket to launch in NASA's Rocket Park. And yes, the kids get to take their rockets home. NASA/Johnson Space Center, 1601 NASA Road 1. Call (281) 244-2100 for information. $45-$65.
Jerry Jeff Walker Jerry Jeff Walker's 27th album, Scamp, is his first album of all-original material since the Texan singer/songwriter's 1969 Driftin' Way of Life. Since '69, Walker's way of life has changed a lot. He wrote Scamp while lounging on some gorgeous beach in Belize, where his second home is. Tonight and tomorrow night, though, he's back in Texas, and he's ready to share his new stuff. Fans old and new can hear him and his band, the Gonzo Compadres, play both the new stuff and the old -- everything from "Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother" to "Mr. Bojangles." 7:30 and 10 p.m., Dec. 29 and 30. At Rockefeller's, 3620 Washington Avenue, 869-8427. $18-$39.50.
Recycle your Christmas tree Thousands of Houstonians have recycled their trees with the city of Houston's earth-friendly conservation program. This year, tree recycling starts today and runs through January 11. First, take off all the decorations, tinsel and wooden stands. Then just hand over your tree at any of the many locations. In return, you'll get a bag of mulch and a tree seedling (you can choose a sawtooth oak, a bald cypress, a pecan or a Shurmard oak). There's only one caveat: If you flocked your Christmas tree this year, forget about it. Nobody can do anything good with a flocked tree. Next year, resolve to do better. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Mon.-Sat.; 1-5 p.m., Sun., Dec. 30-Jan. 11, except Jan. 1. For the recycling location nearest you, call the recycling hotline, 865-4201.
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