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For maximum enjoyment, it helps to forget about historical accuracy. Ignore, for instance, the depiction of prewar Charleston, South Carolina, as a city of streets covered in mud -- yet not one citizen with less than shiny white socks. Ignore the misspelling of Thomas Paine's name in Martin's newspaper. Ignore the fact that Martin owns a big estate in the South, and yet all the blacks working on it are treated well and paid a fair wage. (This, despite the fact Martin is reputedly based upon Francis Marion, a notorious racist who raped his slaves and hunted the Cherokee for sport.) Oh, and ignore the fact that all of six people in the entire film speak with a Southern accent. Once you can do that, there's much fun to be had.
"I'm a parent," says Martin, when an old military colleague tries to recruit him to fight on principle. "I haven't got the luxury of principles." Naturally it's his role as a parent that eventually will suck him in. He can't stop his eldest son, Gabriel (10 Things I Hate About You's Heath Ledger), from signing up to impress the ladies, but when Gabriel is captured by the dastardly Colonel Tavington, things change. Martin first makes a plea for clemency, insisting that couriers (of which Gabriel is one) cannot be held as POWs under the rules of war. Tavington's curt response: "Well, we're not going to hold him. We're going to hang him." The next-eldest son protests and is promptly killed for his efforts. And we all know what happens to Mel Gibson when the baddies lay their hands on a family member. It's Mad Max time.
Strapping on the guns and wielding a mean Cherokee tomahawk, he leads his two remaining sons on a head-smashing rescue mission to save Gabriel. But even when that's done, he still doesn't want to join the army, at least until his homestead is burned to the ground. "You've done nothing for which you should be ashamed," says sister-in-law Charlotte (Joely Richardson), after Martin has taught his young boys how to kill. "I've done nothing, and for that I am ashamed," he replies, at which point we know some serious blood is about to be spilled. Before long, he and Gabriel are rounding up a militia and teaching the English, who fight mostly by a strict set of rules, a thing or two about guerrilla warfare.