Best Ass-Whipping

The powers that be have seen fit to pass laws to keep our hands to ourselves in times of personal conflict, but there's at least one place you can go to experience a good old-fashioned face pummeling vicariously. Browning Boxing has been serving up modern-day gladiators every month for three years now to satisfy audiences' blood lust. But don't think that because this is an aggressive sport the Hooters gals waiting the tables will be the only women you see. A couple of the women take their turn inside the ring, mano a mano, to get things rolling. The event is Las Vegas-style, meaning valet parking, hand-rolled cigars and a martini. $42, ringside; $22, general admission.