Year of Living Dangerously

They walked up the circular stairway to the light. Blinking, covering their eyes from whatever sun cut through the chemical haze, they looked around in awed thanks.

"You know," said one as he peered at the vacant land surrounding the gun shop, "this would really be a great place for some town homes and a strip shopping center."

Mark Poutenis

Keller busted for DWI? His wife the target of Todd's lascivious calls? It had to be a liberal's plot!

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"I get dibs on the Blockbuster franchise," another chimed in.

Johnny smiled. Y2K was definitely over.