By Jef With One F
By Rocks Off
By Chris Lane
By Angelica Leicht
By Corey Deiterman
By Angelica Leicht
By Corey Deiterman
And who can blame him? Life has proved to be surprisingly easy on the third stone from the sun. Humans crush against one another simply to get close to Urungus, BalSac (the Jaws of Death), Jizmak Da Gusha and the rest of GWAR. All that these puny earthlings ask for is the honor of getting personally defiled by the band's perpetually cascading bodily essences. Yet Urungus and company want nothing more than to escape from our trivial whirling ball of saltwater and dirt.
But beneath the 60 pounds of armor required to perform as Oderus Urungus, there dwells a living, breathing, more conventionally excreting person known merely as Dave Brockie. Brockie has stepped outside the GWAR universe a number of times in the past, with X-COPS and Death Piggy being the two most notable forays. But the Dave Brockie Experience (DBX) -- rounded out by Mike Derks (a.k.a. BalSac, guitar) and Brad Roberts (a.k.a. Jizmak, drums) -- is, as the name suggests, the most first-person of any of Brockie's excursions to date. The resultant debut CD, Diarrhea of a Madman, is an entertaining mix of the leader's musings on the world (as opposed to Urungus's) and liberally applied doses of not-altogether-gratuitous poo-poo and masturbation humor.
"I've never had any qualms about being an entertainer," states Brockie, with theatrical flair. "I'm not trying to browbeat people or make them feel really bad about life. Or come off as some suffering, whining rock star. My motives are much more pure. I really just want to make people laugh. Laugh at themselves, laugh at society, laugh at me especially! You get to laugh; I get your money. I get to laugh while you give me your money. I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Actually, I'm not. I'm laughing all the way to one of the tin cans buried in my backyard."
The only problem, he says, is that leprechauns keep making off with his loot. If anything, however, such unfortunate encounters have served only to fuel Brockie's ironic muse (not to mention potentially solving one of his "problems," specifically that of a surfeit of cash). Surface readings of songs like "Too Much Stuff" find nothing but manly-man slapstick humor: "A car with wheels that sucks my life because it never moves / A penis that will help me with the taming of the shrews / A little boat with bells on it, oh who could ask for more / I'll sail my ship across the seas and fuck exotic whores." But just one layer down, there is often universal "truth" to be found: We get trapped by our belongings; masturbation feels nice; Americans don't like Europeans; sometimes strangers make the best company.
Wrap it all up in a mix that moves from trash guitar rock to Dead Kennedys-style punk to faux acoustic and on to theatrical scores, and the combination can't help but find its way into your head. This is a contagiousness not found on Brockie's other explorations. "This is the newest one, and the one I can have the most selfish control over," states Brockie with relish. "On all those other projects I have to deal with a bunch of other supra-geniuses. But right now I wanted something that I could totally control and ride shotgun over. I wanted everything on my head so that, good or bad, I would either take full blame or all the credit. I didn't want to do art by committee. I had a bunch of songs that GWAR would never use anyway. More than anything else, I wanted to get them out or they just would have dissolved, and that would have been a cultural holocaust!"
Brockie singles out "Dance of Europe," about how most of us find Europeans peculiar and vice versa, as one notable example of what the world could have lost. The ideal, as Brockie sees it, is that everyone on both sides of the pond should just put their gripes out in the open. That way, the grievances could be discarded and a new starting point created. He is, however, quick to acknowledge the idea's utopian nature. Such "air clearing" hardly ever manages to solve conflict between two individuals -- given human nature's tendency to "betray, backstab and take advantage of the weak" -- much less two continents.
"Evolution is the key," opines Brockie. "So long as we can avoid nuclear holocaust, we'll one day evolve into being round-headed, multi-eyed, omnisexual creatures who can simply hook up to our pleasure boxes whenever we like, and...." (Perhaps we are already halfway there, given the number of hours one can spend on-line seeking exactly such synthetic stimulus.) Brockie continues: "Our mental capacities will be so much more evolved we won't even need our bodies anymore. Eventually all of our consciousness will literally merge into one. Wow. I've got to quit smoking weed before I do these interviews!"