You Don't Know Mac

Get your recliner and No. 2 pencil

Does Mac want us to believe that he wasn't bitter?

10. More from Mac: "I did one of those personality tests where you answer all these weird questions to determine who you are. Well, I found out that I _________."

a. am not what the French call un homme sérieux; b. disagree with the so-called scientific definition of 'borderline psychotic'; c. actually, as it turns out, loooove particle-board furniture; d. have what's called a 'red personality.' I've got to go forward. That's me. I'm driven.

Bonus question! Mac writes, "Personally, I found the display disgusting." To what is he referring?

a. Andres Serrano's controversial sculpture installation "Piss Christ"; b. Liza Minnelli's recent wedding; c. The outpouring of unity and patriotism after the 9/11 terrorist attacks; d. Federal prosecutors high-fiving when they won an antitrust ruling against Microsoft.

Answers: 1. d; 2. d; 3. a-3, b-1, c-5, d-2, e-6, f-4; 4. d; 5. True (according to his book, at any rate); 6. d; 7. Yes; 8. d; 9. Yes, apparently; 10. d; Bonus question: d.

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