Just last week, we had Biz Markie and Jaheim's Seagram's Gin Live Tour as well as the Jägermeister Club Tour, featuring Faceplant and I.R.A.T.E. Next week, Glenn Lewis, Dave Hollister and Kelly Price headline the Hennessy Privilege Music Tour. And now, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz, and hometown favorites 8Ball & MJG (among others) are showing up to perform and to promote an upscale vodka. Now, we could go into this whole rant about how, thanks in large part to rap videos, some impressionable people don't think they're cool these days unless they waving a snifter of Courvoisier around or have a glass of Belvedere on the rocks tinkling in their hand. But we won't. We'll just say that if distilleries are gonna sponsor concert tours, they should at least have the decency to dispense a few free samples.