O.J. All Over Again
Charm trumps evidence with accused pedophile R. Kelly
And even the most intense R. Kelly fan also has to wonder about his appetite for self-destruction. "Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through," Kelly actually said in a recent interview in Blender. No, really. For the record: Osama bin Laden is responsible for the most horrific terrorist attack in American history. R. Kelly allegedly pissed on a kid on tape. Can't really compare the two, can ya? If anything, he has more in common with Bill Clinton. Like Clinton, Kelly appears to take masochistic joy in nearly destroying his image -- all for kinky sex.
But all that is moot now. All that matters now is that Kelly is back out on the road, and thousands of black people from miles around will come out and show their love. But no matter how much you may get into his jams, no matter how much you may groove to "Bump n' Grind" or "Sex Me" or that damn song he did for Batman & Robin, this question has to burn in the back of your mind: Did this muthafucka really pee on a 14-year-old girl on camera?
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You can't really enjoy looking at anybody's crotch when something like that has seeped into your cranium.
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