Turkeys of the Year

The worst flock-ups of 2003, starting with Big Tom himself

L: Lambkins, everyone knows the Kellogg School of Management is a party MBA program. Honestly, between the keggers, the beer bongs and making giant snow statues of penises, it's a wonder I ever learned the first thing about laundering money through off-the-books partnerships. Who worries about laundry in college?

A:Dear, you forget that I got an MBA from the Kellogg School of Management. We went to school together.

L: Really? See -- I don't pay attention to all the boring details.

Judge Roxane Martinez's idea of judicial activism 
includes pool-game disputes at icehouses.
Chad Crowe
Judge Roxane Martinez's idea of judicial activism includes pool-game disputes at icehouses.
Jimy Williams made sure this year's flop was 
extra-annoying to Astros fans.
Chad Crowe
Jimy Williams made sure this year's flop was extra-annoying to Astros fans.

A: Right. At any rate, could you pass me the stuffing?

L:(Confers with her attorneys.) I was unaware we had any--

A: Oh, Christ.

CURTAIN

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