Turkeys of the Year
The worst flock-ups of 2003, starting with Big Tom himself
L: Lambkins, everyone knows the Kellogg School of Management is a party MBA program. Honestly, between the keggers, the beer bongs and making giant snow statues of penises, it's a wonder I ever learned the first thing about laundering money through off-the-books partnerships. Who worries about laundry in college?
A:Dear, you forget that I got an MBA from the Kellogg School of Management. We went to school together.
L: Really? See -- I don't pay attention to all the boring details.
A: Right. At any rate, could you pass me the stuffing?
L:(Confers with her attorneys.) I was unaware we had any--
A: Oh, Christ.
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