Can't Drive 55?
Okay, we can't condone it, but we know some of y'all love to drag race. We see you on the Richmond Strip, gunning it from light to light. We see you getting chased off, time and time again, by the cops on Rankin Road. We understand your need for speed, and we don't even think your love for fast cars has anything to do with the size of your genitals. But if you're gonna put the pedal to the metal, why not race in a controlled environment at Houston Raceway Park's Safe Street Nights? The five-o will stay off your back, and you can have your time and speed recorded by professionals. 5 p.m. to 10:45 p.m. Fridays. 2525 FM 565 South in Baytown. For information, call 281-383-RACE or visit www.houstonraceway.com. $8 for spectators; $15 for car and driver. -- Keith Plocek