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Smith took the British punk movement's philosophy -- here are three chords; run with it -- and juggled it all up until the three had morphed into a dozen really fucked-up quasi-chords. The result: crooked melodies that are immediately hummable but never saccharine. Sonic Youth's Evol, Sister and Daydream Nation owe a hefty debt -- and they're the first to admit it -- and it's safe to say that Pavement's Slanted and Enchanted would never have arrived without the Fall's sensibility. So many bands swiped riffs and ideas from the Fall that Smith should be enjoying quiet days at a retirement pub somewhere. You can hear the Fall in Sleater-Kinney, the Rapture and the Faint, and the band's quintessential records from the mid-'80s -- This Nation's Saving Grace, The Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall and Bend Sinister -- are ripe for legacy reissues (if only Smith would get his shit together).
Sacramento's Low Flying Owls join a number of Jesus and Mary Chain-wearing bands from the Golden State rampant in the land at the moment -- see also the Stratford 4, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, the Brian Jonestown Massacre and the Warlocks. LFO is a little more on the Pink Floyd/Spiritualized side of this trendlet -- their fine new CD, Elixir Vitae, is heavier on the psychedelics than the walls of squalling guitar feedback noise of their Scots forerunners. Their tune "Glad to Be Alive" will make you feel that way, and it may sound familiar, as it was aired on a Sopranos episode and in a Nissan commercial.