The Vans Warped Tour is big. How big is it? Huuuuge. There are seven stages and 50 bands, for chrissakes, and then you've got all their road crews and merch booths, not to mention all the corporate tents and concession stands, rock-climbing walls, skateboarding ramps and all that other hoo-ha. In fact, you could say the damn thing is big as life. And we all know that life is just like high school, and so it logically follows that the Vans Warped Tour is just like high school. And since all that's true, we decided to put together a few pages of the first edition of the Vans Warped yearbook.