The song: "I Kill Everything I Fuck," by G.G. Allin (1993)
The story: This isn't really a breakup song, as that would imply that filth-loving hardcore legend G.G. Allin had the ability to care about another human being. Still, it didn't seem quite right to assemble this list without paying a tribute of sorts to this genuinely angry, often miserable and always X-rated artist.
The kiss-off: "Before I die, I hope I do / Kill many more, as I've killed you."
The song: "Fuck You Right Back," by Frankie (2004)
The story: An answer record in the grand hip-hop tradition, this song -- which purports to be by Eamon's ex-girlfriend -- is so tacky, you can't help but love it.
The kiss-off: "I had to do your friend / Now you want me to come back / You must be smokin' crack."
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