Not Rocket Science

"For [Nadia] Comaneci…it all began in 1976 with perfect scores of 10 and a perfectly choreographed vault into the hearts of millions of fans."

"It's Laura Wilkinson's face, standing up there 33 feet above the rest of the world at a place called Homebush Bay, about to dive into millions of hearts."

"There was…little Kim Zmeskal falling off the balance beam and breaking only our hearts."

Warning: People with heart conditions should not read Lopez columns.