Has it come to this? It has, my tanked friend, it has. The least attractive song about drinking in the world, the Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to Fuck," is a volatile additive. It will either implode your party or launch it into the boozy stratosphere. See you in March when the hangover wears off!
Lyric to Slur the Loudest: "But in my room / wish you were dead / you ball like the baby in Eraserhead."
Drink: What's left?
Level of Drunk Required: Tore up from the floor up
Also play: "You Never Even Call Me By My Name," David Allan Coe; "Gang's All Here, " the Dropkick Murphys; "Ain't That a Kick in the Head," Dean Martin; "The Piano Has Been Drinking," Tom Waits; "Family Tradition," Hank Williams Jr.
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