Brush up on your skills, young comedians. Carefully calibrate your jokes. Maybe one day you can parlay what was once a gut-wrenching spot in front of jaded peers into a sitcom that pays millions. Go for it, drunk monkeys.
I'm half Mexican and half Iranian. I don't know whether to rob a Quik E Mart or open one.-- Al B., one of the open-mike's hosts
Then again, maybe not.
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