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3. Slugs down six raw eggs and rattles off 25 one-armed push-ups right before airtime.

4. Frequently boards team charters clad in leather with face painted like favorite rocker, KISS's Ace Frehley.

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5. Has large "Mi Vida Loca" tattoo on left arm.

Deshaies's Bullpen Musical Mistakes

Five songs you don't want played in the stadium when your closer comes charging out of the bullpen, according to Jim Deshaies:

5. "You Don't Bring Me Flowers," Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond

4. "I Am Woman," Helen Reddy

3. "Seasons in the Sun," Terry Jacks

2. "Billy Don't be a Hero," Bo Donaldson

And No. 1: "You Light Up My Life," Debby Boone.

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