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Take Sugar Land, which has proudly announced that a regional office of Thermo Electron will be relocating to its burg. The move will "create 250 new jobs in Sugar Land," according to the city, add more than $20 million in capital investment and provide an additional $2.5 million in taxable sales in the city.
In return, the city has given the maker of analytical and scientific instruments some small breaks. Like a seven-year, 90 percent tax abatement and a $1.3 million grant from the Sugar Land Development Corp.
Sounds like a bargain. Except, according to one employee, about 200 of the 250 new jobs will be moving from the company's building on the Sam Houston Tollway to Sugar Land, and they don't plan to become residents of the city. "Unless Sugar Land thinks we will spend several million on lunch at Sugar Land eateries, I'm at a loss to understand their logic," says the employee, who prefers anonymity.
The employee also notes Thermo will be leasing space at an existing facility, so the idea of $20 million in new capital investment is also puzzling.
City officials wouldn't return calls, so their logic must remain murky. Publicity materials announcing the move, which also includes relocating a facility from Round Rock, simply celebrated the magnificence of the coup.
One thing that didn't get mentioned in all the hoopla: Thermo Electron deals with nuclear materials. Part of what they build uses stuff like gamma rays and other sci-fi gizmos, and they have to figure out how to store it. In Round Rock, that included a storage facility with walls five feet thick.
So celebrate proudly, Sugar Landers. Not only are you giving money away, you're now home to the type of potential emergencies most suburbs can only dream of.
The Original Wigger
They buried longtime political gadfly and Forward Times journalist Ed Wendt last week, and the recurring theme among the prominent black politicians who spoke at his service was their surprise at finding out that Wendt was white.
"For the longest time, I didn't know if Ed was black or white," said state Representative Sylvester Turner. "After I saw him, I still didn't know."
"Ed -- you're the only white person that I've got to remind you're white," state Representative Harold Dutton remembered telling Wendt. When he assigned Wendt to a white precinct in one election bid, he recalled, Dutton drew only a handful of votes there and asked Wendt why. "Dutton," he replied, "them white folks up there are crazy!"
Wendt died at 55 from cancer, and -- as some speakers at the memorial service recognized -- Houston's political world will be, sadly, a little more sane with his passing.
Say what you want about the rigid moral code of the Texas legislature -- those intrepid crusaders against sodomites and risqué cheerleaders -- you have to admit they love their beer.
Not only did the lege knock back a plan to increase taxes on beer, it passed a law allowing festivals and concerts to begin selling suds at 10 a.m. on Sundays, as opposed to the current noon start.
No more do you have to buy some type of food if you want to get a solid beginning on your Sunday drinking. Once that clock hits ten in the morning, the hair of the dog is all yours.
Beer at 10 a.m. on a Sunday? Does the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission really think that's a great idea?
"We don't take a stance one way or the other on bills," says the TABC's Carolyn Beck.
But come on -- 10 a.m.?
"Well, it's legal on other mornings to start drinking at 7 a.m.," she says. "So one might consider this [10 a.m.] to be a late start."
One might, assuming one was a frat guy still up from the night before.
The lege -- thanks to either a spirit of fun or, according to the Associated Press, millions spent by the beer and wine industry on lobbyists and campaign donations -- also kept up its tradition of helping the sports fan get drunk.
Last session it allowed sporting venues (read: NFL stadiums) to be exempted from the noon Sunday start. This year, it was the thirsty NASCAR fan who got helped.
Under current law, Texas Motor Speedway has to decide whether it wants to sell beer or allow fans to bring in coolers -- it can't do both. For NASCAR, that's like making a Catholic choose between bread or wine at Mass.
A new law, signed by the governor, exempts the speedway from the rule. Even if coolers are allowed, TMS can still sell beer.
Who says our elected representatives don't have their priorities straight?
Half the Savings!
The folks at the Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau have launched a big push to promote the irresistible attractions of Houston during the summer. For the first time ever, they've put together a coupon book to distribute to visitors and people seeking info on the city.