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It's probably not a great idea for a city government to do business with a developer of low-income housing if that developer is the subject of an FBI probe that may bring down Dallas's mayor pro tem.
So it's likely a good thing that Houston didn't lend developer Brian Potashnik $2.3 million, as it planned to do at one time.
But how it reached that decision shows the city bureaucracy is still a wondrous thing to behold.
Approval of the two loans to Potashnik was on the agenda of City Council's Housing Committee November 15; the meeting ended before they reached the item, so discussion was rescheduled for November 21. Between those dates, committee chair Shelley Sekula-Gibbs was asked (by a Houston Press reporter) whether she knew about the FBI investigation.
It turns out she did, and had asked the city's director of housing, Milton Wilson -- all the way back in June, when a deal with Potashnik was first proposed -- to respond to her concerns about the Dallas matter. She never heard back from him.
"We have had some very ill-conceived, ill-advised relationships with affordable-housing developers in the past, and we should be scrutinizing these things very carefully," Sekula-Gibbs says. "It really bothers me that we were not given more detail on this project."
Wilson says he didn't get back to the councilwoman because the proposed deal was dead, and had been dead since shortly after it first came up. (This all concerns the arcane and Byzantine world of HUD, so just accept the fact that both the housing projects in question have already been finished.)
Just to make things more confusing, the mayor's office tried to resuscitate the deal after its demise. Aides there wanted to redirect money to the project partly because the city had placed some Katrina evacuees in the apartment complexes.
So, as far as the council's Housing Committee was concerned, they were still being asked to get in bed with Potashnik and weren't getting any response to their concerns about that potential hookup. Wilson, however, says he would have told the committee to ignore the item if they had reached it at the November 21 meeting.
The official judgment for the city: full scores for the final result, but no style points awarded.
Coming in Small Packages
Whoever said there's no such thing as bad publicity hasn't met Enrique Iglesias.
Iglesias, a singer listed in the pop- culture dictionary under "Latin heartthrob," was in Houston last month to promote his new cologne. He spent a few minutes chatting with Press Night & Day editor Steven Devadanam, and was obviously in a playful mood.
When asked what was next on his quest to help men score, he said, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people -- you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."
Most people clearly got the idea Iglesias wasn't exactly serious when they read the exchange in Devadanam's Been There, Done That column on October 20. "It was obvious to me that it was said in an extremely joking manner and he was being sarcastic," says Liz Embry, the PR rep for Foley's, which staged the event.
"Enrique Iglesias Admits He Has Very Small Penis" was the headline on the British site Entertainmentwise.com. Another Web site from England, FemaleFirst.co.uk, breathlessly told readers, "Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers -- by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms."
A PR firm in England -- where they are obviously obsessed about dick size -- put out a press release on behalf of the rubber-maker Trojan, highlighting a poll that said 68 percent of women agreed "size doesn't matter" and 89 percent said "they would opt for smaller rather than 'too large' if they had to choose."
Iglesias's people, as they say in the biz, could not be reached. Embry says she hasn't heard anything from them one way or the other since the item came out.
But if the condom deal happens, expect the ads to feature Iglesias singing that old Pete Townshend classic, "A Little Is Enough."
Vote or Your Kid's a Nerd
School districts have gotten awful clever about getting supporters to the polls in bond elections. Deer Park ISD, for instance, had an item in its November 8 referendum funding new turf and a scoreboard at their football stadium. So setting up early-voting booths at district football games is not a bad idea, if you're the kind of person in favor of spending tons of public money on high school football fields.
Alvin ISD almost went Deer Park one better. Parents of students at Hood-Case Elementary received flyers inviting them to "Fall Academic Night" November 3, which would feature choir performances, games and refreshments.
"AND," the flyer continued, "don't forget to cast your vote in the bond election. If you come and vote that night, your child will earn the right to wear jeans on Friday, November 4th!"