By Chris Gray
By Corey Deiterman
By Jef With One F
By Chris Gray
By Rocks Off
By Rocks Off
This past year has easily been the weakest of the three since we started stealing Greil Marcus's method of scoring rock and roll deaths. As with every year, the reaper's bushel includes some famous names -- Link Wray, Luther Vandross, Chris Whitley, Gatemouth Brown, Jimmy Martin and Jimmie Smith among them -- but 2005 lacked a Grand Rock Exit worthy of masters such as Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith or Johnny Ace. Or at least it lacks one from a famous name: Some musicians did go out with style, but none this year was beloved enough nationally to elicit the candlelight vigils, earnest radio tribute shows and insistence from the hard-core fan cult that they were either still alive or murdered that you need for a truly great Rock Death. (And thankfully, no musicians of note were murdered this year, either onstage or off.)
Regular readers of this column know the methodology of this tally: Musicians who died this year are scored on their past and future contributions as well as the "rockness" of their death. "Past contribution" is not to be confused with how good I believed an artist to be -- while that does play a part, it's more a measure of their popularity and/or influence. (So, yeah, I would rather listen to Gatemouth Brown over Luther Vandross any day, but I can't sit here and tell you that Gate was more popular or influential than Lufer, as much as I wish it were true.) "Future contribution" takes into account whether they were still touring and/or recording, and if so on either account, whether the shows or records still had vitality. And as for manner of death, the more ludicrously romantic and rebellious your end, the higher you score.
Generally speaking, the less a preacher would approve of your demise, the higher your rank, with a couple of exceptions. Back in the '70s when Marcus conceived this scorecard, he rightly called the heroin overdose "the common cold of rock death" and accordingly awarded it very low scores. The reverse is true today: The classic choking on your own vomit departure of rock yore is today as rare as cirrhosis among the Mormons. I would award a smack overdose a high score if only I could find one.
However, two new strains of common-cold rock death have taken the OD's place. The first I started taking into account years ago: the rapper who dies in a hail of gunfire. The other I just noticed this year: metal musicians perishing in car crashes. I combed over the excellent Web site Thedeadrockstarsclub.com for hours and found six rappers who died of gunshot wounds this year and seven metalheads who died behind the wheel. (I would have exempted Kurt Struebing of the band NME from the common-cold rule, since his end had style: He drove his car off an open drawbridge. Then again, this is the same guy who once murdered his adoptive mother with a hatchet and scissors, so you couldn't say this manner of leaving the planet was exactly unexpected.)
While hip-hoppers and headbangers were utterly predictable last year, the punkers and indie rockers offered up some pretty creative ways to go. One fell out of his dorm window while drunk -- the ultimate college rocker death. Another broke his neck in a stage dive. A third was backed over by an 18-wheeler, and a fourth drowned in a Utah cave. Members of three different Chicago bands were annihilated when a distraught woman rammed their car in a botched suicide attempt. The suicidal woman came away with a broken foot and three murder one charges. (Had the circumstances of this tragedy been different, had these guys driven an explosives-laden car into the offices of the local radio station that wouldn't play their songs, say, this would have given Johnny Ace a run for his money as the Rockest Death Ever. As it was, though, it was just senseless.)
Also in the punk and indie category are two contenders for 2005's Rock Death of the Year. Rock Halsey of the notorious and legendary San Francisco punk band Rock Bottom and the Spys was murdered in prison, where he was serving 24 years for meth dealing, and a Russian punk who was in a band called Sandinista! was stabbed to death, probably by members of a fascist St. Petersburg street gang.
We'll give Halsey a nine and the Russian kid a perfect ten, but it's most likely you've never heard of the Spys or Sandinista!, so they're both barred from a high overall score. Which brings us to the heart of the matter: the roll call of greats we lost in 2005, and how we lost them.
Texas rockabilly legend Sonny Fisher, 73, natural causes
Past contribution: 6, future contribution: 1, manner of death: 1. Total: 8
Goldband Records owner, operator and founder Eddie Shuler Sr., 82, natural causes
PC: 6, FC: 1, M: 1. Total: 8
Foghat guitarist Rod Price, 58, head injury stemming from a fall after a heart attack
PC: 5, FC: 2, M: 1. Total: 8