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Morning-radio wackiness has its limits

Cat-Trapped Fever

It's the feel-good story of the week. Lynn Langmead is having a new two-story house built in Spring, and she's been checking on it frequently as construction winds up.

Two weeks ago, with only minor interior stuff remaining to be finished, she thought she heard some mewling while she was in the master bathroom. Which was odd, because there were no cats that she knew of in the house, and it had been pretty much permanently sealed for at least two weeks.

Too edgy for FM radio.
Daniel Kramer
Too edgy for FM radio.
Noted war protester Cindy Sheehan met with Barbara Bush during a recent Houston visit. Mrs. Bush calmly explained that Sheehan's son was one of the body bags that she couldn't "waste my beautiful mind on." Actually, Sheehan is talking to Helen Havens, who recently retired from her long stint as a rector of St. Stephen's Episcopal.
Daniel Kramer
Noted war protester Cindy Sheehan met with Barbara Bush during a recent Houston visit. Mrs. Bush calmly explained that Sheehan's son was one of the body bags that she couldn't "waste my beautiful mind on." Actually, Sheehan is talking to Helen Havens, who recently retired from her long stint as a rector of St. Stephen's Episcopal.

She and her girlfriend searched all over and finally narrowed the location of the noise to the Jacuzzi. Or, to be more specific, to the wall behind the Jacuzzi.

They called the contractor, who cut a hole in the sheetrock with a pocket knife – and out popped a cuddly little gray tabby. He'd apparently been inside the wall for weeks, maybe surviving with water from a dripping pipe and tossed-away food scraps.

"How nobody else heard this cat is beyond me," Langmead says.

She posted flyers in the neighborhood, and an 11-year-old girl from a few blocks down identified her missing Smokey, who'd been gone for two weeks.

Langmead says no further entrapped animals have been found. Yet.

These Boots Are Made for Running

The 14th Congressional District, which includes Brazosport, has long been blessed with entertaining representation in the form of Ron Paul, the staunch libertarian who loves medical marijuana, hates abortion and was the only House member to vote against honoring Rosa Parks, Mother Theresa, and the 40th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act.

He's got some primary opposition this time in the form of Cynthia Sinatra. Knowing the penchant for strangeness in the 14th District, you couldn't be blamed for thinking that the candidate is probably an actual Sinatra, and not just someone with the same name.

And you'd be right. In a sense. Cynthia McMurrey ended 50-plus years of bachelorhood for Frank Sinatra, Jr. in October 1998; alas, 22 months later the marriage ended.

Newspaper reports said Junior waited until Dad died to marry McMurrey, who didn't seem The Chairman's type of stay-home Italian mom. She clearly isn't -– she was a defense attorney for accused Bosnian war criminals in the 1990s.

The 14th District -– what would we do without you?

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