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Mama Mia

Our blushing Nightfly takes his Catholic mom to see R. Kelly

Kells, as on the MTV Video Awards, opts to lip-synch the dialogue of the first three chapters, getting a hearty chuckle from the crowd while playing the words of gay character Chuck to hyper-feminine effect. The laughter makes me think of a young man I met while in line for a drink. After talking for a few minutes, we introduced ourselves, and he reluctantly and cautiously told me he was named Chuck. "Oh, like theĖ" I got out before he cut me off. "Yeah, yeah. It's been a muthafucka!" he said.

Moms appreciates a well-thrown D.
Moms appreciates a well-thrown D.

Speaking of mothers, despite a set heavy on sex, mine is having a wonderful time. She dances in the aisle, waves her arm "from side to side" when prompted, moves her body like a snake and can't take her eyes off an unfortunate overweight girl in the lower prom who's spilling out of her too-tight half-dress. Our next date is either Ghostface Killah or Rudy Ray Moore. We've yet to decide.

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