We're not ones to judge (well, not most of the time). But we had to cry foul when we saw Ashlee Simpson commenting on young girls and body issues last week on Entertainment Tonight. "Why can't people just be happy with who they are?" she asked. Um, Ash, not to point the finger, but your nose looks a tad different than it did, say, last month. Does your (alleged) rhinoplasty mean you're happy with your own self?
We're not sure if Jessica's lil' sis will be discussing image issues, but we know she'll be singing to the masses today at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion. Simpson will be pushing tracks off her new album, I Am Me, including "Invisible" and "L.O.V.E.," a "Where my bitches at?" anthem with a decidedly "Hollaback Girl" vibe. "My boyfriend he don't answer on the telephone," she sings. (Well, hell, if she was calling, we might let it go to voicemail, too. Just kidding, Ash. LYLAS. Well, Jessica's sister.)
Fri., June 16, 7:30 p.m.