Making Scents of the Stars

A buyer's guide to celebrity fragrances

User review: "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

Fragrance: Wrangler

Inspiration: Bad pop country music

Recommended use: Romantic

Recommended age: College

Classification: Outdoors

What it really smells like: Showing up in boots, thus ruining a black-tie affair.

The Lowdown: So this is what college guys douse themselves with when they want to get romantic? No wonder we didn't get laid in college. Wrangler and NASCAR the Scent are the only two competitors in the growing rednecks-who-don't-think-cologne-is-only-for-the-French demographic. Please, whatever you do for the country music fan this Christmas, put the Kenny Chesney All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan CD down and walk away. Trust us on this…

User review: "this stuf smells grate if you want to get some ladies weare this this stuf rocks"

In line to cash in for next year's collection: Black Sweat by Prince, Iron and Wine by Iron and Wine, Cat Power (a fragrance for cats!) by Chan Marshall, Darfur by Bono, Pretty Tony by Ghostface, Stoke My Ego by Kanye West and Fergielicious by Fergie.

Ah, to hell with it. I'll stick with Old Spice and William Hung's Christmas CD.

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