This Blows!

Houston has a national rep for taking down buildings. So why are these eyesores still standing?

One of our primary economic development strategies must be to return these [vacant] properties to productive use and get them back on the tax rolls.

Central Square doesn't look as cool today as when it was a black-and-white drawing.
Thom Zahler
Central Square doesn't look as cool today as when it was a black-and-white drawing.
Central Square has a $192,000 tax lien against it.
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Central Square has a $192,000 tax lien against it.

--John Fabrizi; mayor, Bridgeport, CT; chair, Task Force on Vacant and Abandoned Properties, U.S. Conference of Mayors

Oh, you're early -- I wasn't expecting the two of you until one. How was your flight? Fast, I'm guessing. No, no, I usually don't come to the office in my robe. Like I said, you're early.

Anywho. Welcome to Houston. As I explained last week, although I'm a reporter, I'm very civic-minded. Call me a communitarian. Have I got some properties for you. This one right here is the old Central Bank building, 2100 Travis. It's in our Midtown section. This baby's a stone's throw from the rail line, and it's got a swell parking garage.

These two over here are technically in our downtown. This one, the Savoy, is 1616 Main, which puts it right on the rail line. Over here, you've got your old Holiday Inn-slash-Heaven-on-Earth-Inn. Again, practically right on the rail line.

All of these have been vacant for some time. But as any good entrepreneur knows: "There are no such things as enormous, pus-filled, weeping eyesores; there are only fixer-uppers."

Can I get you some coffee?

Now, one of you pointed out that you believed I had access to these buildings. Well, I can see how you might have drawn certain conclusions, but unfortunately, the owners have not given me access. Like I said, I'm a communitarian, not a broker. But I feel so strongly that, based on the information I have compiled, you'll be reaching for your checkbooks faster than you can say, "Crackheads stripped the copper wiring." What? Oh, it's just an expression we have down here.

What's that? Why have these buildings been vacant for so long? What's so bad about the market that these perfectly located buildings haven't been snatched up like that? Why can't the city do anything about it? I'm not sure what you mean. You mean, can the city take a proactive approach to spur redevelopment or demolition, rather than just sit back and wait for something to happen? Well, now, that's not really a city's job, is it?

So -- how about that coffee?

Conduct periodic tests of being a tourist/visitor in downtown, and work to fix missing parts of the visitor experience. (Operating: $5,000/$25,000)

--Houston Downtown Management District goals, 2006–2010 Service and Improvement Plan

So, you visitors say you drove in from the south end and were surprised to see three big vacant buildings in the downtown area of the fourth-largest city in the country? Good question.

I called the Downtown Management District folks the other day to ask them about those buildings, but their spokeswoman, Angie Bertinot, just said she didn't know anything about them. And then she wished me luck. Honestly, I was surprised, because everyone I talked to about the downtown real estate market referred me to the DMD.

Oh, but they share an office with Central Houston, Inc., and those people were pretty helpful. What? Why, if they're in the same office, can one talk and the other can't?

Well, let's start with the Central Square building, shall we? Interesting bit of history here. It was built in 1957 and was the site of the second famous Cork Club. Remember that old movie about Texas oilmen, Giant? Well, the James Dean character was based on a famous wildcatter named Glenn McCarthy. He built a historic hotel called the Shamrock. What? Uh, no. They tore that sucker down in the '80s.

Anyway, the Cork Club was the place to be. The ground floor was occupied by Central Bank. True story: When Lee Harvey Oswald came back from Russia, the FBI checked all the banks in the downtown area to see if he had a security deposit box here. And he didn't. Well, I said "true story," I didn't say "interesting story," did I?

In the early '90s, a guy named Alfred Antonini bought the building. He owned a bunch of apartment complexes in Louisiana, California and Houston. Back in '97, a city councilwoman called him a slumlord. So get this -- he sued her for defamation, but the case was dismissed.

In 2001, Antonini and one of his associates, Jim Lomonaco, pleaded guilty in federal court to charges of fraud. The feds said those two had a nice little check-kiting thing going. Antonini was sentenced to 60 months in the pen, but he had time shaved for good behavior and was released early, in 2005.

Funny story: the indictment alleged that Antonini and Lomonaco threatened an employee who found out about the scheme by sending him letters that said "What's the next sound you hear when you put your key in the ignition?" and "Who's watching your back?"

Oh, sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean to get you nervous. Don't worry -- he no longer owns the place. At least, I'm pretty sure he doesn't own it. It's a little confusing. Before I forget, Harris County is suing the owners to recover $192,000 in back taxes.

What's that? Did the former owner's incarceration obstruct its marketability? Well, that's what I was trying to find out. But Antonini didn't want to talk to me unless I could keep his name hush-hush. He was nice enough, but I told him I couldn't agree to that. Well -- here's how it went.

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  • Midtown Neighbor 03/20/2011 2:47:00 AM

    It's a shame these eyesores are still blighting Houston. The owners have had plenty of time to unload the properties for fair market value, but they are obviously holding out for the big money that will never come. In the meantime, the owners are letting them decompose to the elements, inhibit all local development, and leave them as havens for local vagrants and trash. It's waaaaaay past time for the city to seize these and sell them for the highest public bid...please. I'll pay a dollar for one of them myself.

  • A. Barnum 04/25/2008 4:28:00 PM

    Yeah, take it from one of the main players in this organization who was recruited out of the Detroit Michigan area at the time the Days Inn was purchased for pennies on the dollar. that property went into thermal nuclear meltdown one winter when Detroit Edison lost their steam generating capacity that a lot of the buildings downtown depended on for their heating and cooling needs. That winter temps dropped into the double digits below zero and several downtown buildings froze up. The Days Inn suffered major damage to many of the floors throughout but in the end when Dave Humphreys showed up a nice fat settlement from the insurance company was had. Theres more to this story, but legal constraints keep me from telling all the interesting and juicy parts that only I would know the truth of as an insider who was eventually let go because of my inability to "convert" to their way of thinking. Lets just say that I want to keep my life here on Earth instead of Heaven On Earth.

  • Ingrid Ramsey 06/11/2007 7:32:00 PM

    Great info., I live in the 2016 Main building across from Central Bank and have seen many realtors going in & out, heard of a few contracts- one for 6 million that was turned down by the current owner. Hopefully this eyesore will not be there forever. Writing style a bit annoying, had to read the article twice.

  • Cynthia 04/20/2007 6:09:00 PM

    Finally got around to reading this article. It's great! I really enjoyed the writing; it gave character to the people involved. Like others, I have always wondered about these buildings and have dared myself, unsuccessfully, to go in and investigate. Good find on the squatter, Sean. He had more information than most of the businessmen and lawyers. You really shed some light on commercial real estate practices and regulatory agencies in Houston. Thanks.

  • David Beebe 02/28/2007 11:12:00 PM

    Great article. I have, from time to time, thought about temporarily relocating to the Savoy to see what it would be like, but have always chickened out, fearing legal fees for criminal trespass, etc. This guy Antonini sucks. Westbury Square was so cool- why do these old places fall inot the hands of crooks? As for the Holiday/Days Inn/ Heaven on Earth Hotel, I understand that building was sold by the folks who ran the Holiday Inn because of major structural problems that are inherent in the contruction of the structure. Basically, it's unsalvagable. The Central Square building was partially occupied until the mid to late 90's. The Savoy parking garage used to be the Art Car Parking Garage and I played a big party there in '97. Really weird when you get really low- that place goes down about 5 floors deep into the earth. How about the Sheraton-Lincoln building across from the Hyatt? It's an empty shell- was cleared out for redevelopemnt in the early 90's and then went bankrupt. You can see clearly through it, even from the street. Nothing but girders and glass, at least after the frist 8 floors. Parking garage is still functioning. Jack Ruby stayed there right before the Kennedy assassination. It was the top of the line Houston hotel when it was built in 1961.

  • Jim Porter 02/22/2007 2:57:00 AM

    Yah, count me among the readers who thought, "yeah, interesting article," but gat-damn that's an annoying read.

  • Sarah 02/21/2007 3:26:00 PM

    I like the info in the article, but do not like the writing style. I always wonder about these buildings.

  • Fred von Herrston 02/19/2007 5:46:00 AM

    Got to echo the previous, grit-in-the-eye annoyances about this writers style. It's a good story; wonder about these buildings everyday driving into work, so thanks for shedding some light. But skip the 15-year old vernacular and pacing please.

  • Mark Walker 02/16/2007 5:16:00 PM

    Reading your story just makes me upset. The guy you spoke with Slumlord "Anthony Antonini" also owns Westbury Square in my neighborhood as well as some ratty apartments that are not up to code in Westbury. The city does absolutely nothing to enforce the current laws to make this guys life pure hell or to impede him from making money within the city. I think the city could do a lot more to turn these buildings into money generating entities and to increase the quality of life of all Houston's as well as send a message to these slum lord's to not try to do business in the city of Houston, because it doesn't pay. However, I do believe that developer's benefit because economically speaking it benefits the current sprawl that occurs in Houston today. Developers believe that they will make more profit buying really cheap prairie land pennies on the dollar 15 years from now and developing it. They financially support county and city officials building roads and MUD taxes out to the middle of nowhere versus refurbishing older buildings for the common good of the community and revitalizing already established neighborhoods.

  • chris 02/16/2007 6:43:00 AM

    What fucking editor publishes an article with the word "anywho" used as a linker between paragraphs that many times? Jesus. It was an interesting subject, but the repeated mock-interview tone and use of "anywho" was really irritating.

  • john 02/15/2007 10:49:00 PM

    whats that, sir? why am i writting like this? what? who? oh ok... fucking annoying!!!!! an interesting article though

 

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