HP: What does the word "lyonnaise" mean?
Schmaltz: I have never used that word.
HP: If you could call God, what would you ask him/her/it?
Schmaltz: I think I would ask Him if we could have a restart, so that we can hopefully end up headed in a different direction, kinda conserve more tribalistic values.
HP: What's your favorite word?
Schmaltz: Honesty.
HP: Any shout-outs? Wanna call anybody out, start a fight?
Schmaltz: No, not really. I don't think I'm in good enough shape. Maybe later.
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