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Arctic Monkeys' "Brianstorm"

A censored version of the hit single

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By Olivia Flores Alvarez

Published on May 16, 2007 at 10:09am

Here's the new, corrected, approved, censored-for-no-reason version of Artic Monkeys'; “Brianstorm.” Enjoy.

Brian / Top marks for not beep / So kind of you to beep us with your beep / We're grateful and so strangely beep-ed

And I wonder are you beep'ing us under / Cause we can't take our eyes off the beep and ties combination / Well see you later, innovator

Some want to beep some want to beep you / There's not a beep you couldn't slip through / Or at least that's the beep I get cause you're smooth and you're wet / And she's not beep yet but she's yours

She'll be sayin' beep me / Show me the beep / I imagine that it's there on a beep / Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened to make them beep for a while / I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to beep / The beep are on fire / You are the unforecasted beep

Brian / Calm, collected, and commandin' / Top beep for not tryin' / You made the other stories standin' / With your renditions and beep / Bet there's hundreds of beep that have wept cause you've stolen their beep / Are you puttin' us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off the beep and beep combination / Well beep you later, innovator