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If you are serious about CFS, you must make the pilgrimage to Strawn, a town with a population of less than 800 and two of the most beloved CFS restaurants in the state. Mary's Café has been called the "mother church" of the pan-fried steak. But other CFS fans swear by Flossie's across the street. The town with two CFS cafes has become a favorite destination of weekend motorcyclists.
Massey's Restaurant1805 Eighth Ave.
Fort Worth
817-921-5582
Herb Massey is gone, but the new owners have tried to keep everything the same. The little chicken-fried steak patties are served on toast with cream gravy poured over top. The beer comes in those bowling ball-sized schooners that are so popular in North Texas.
NEWFANGLED CFS
The chicken-fried steak was created to turn tough, inexpensive cuts of beef into something people actually wanted to eat. In the early days, the steak was pounded with a meat mallet, the side of a plate, or a bottle until it was "tenderized." Modern butchers run the meat through a tenderizing machine that tears the fiber and tendons up with lots of tiny needles.
But the upscale restaurants that dominate the chicken-fried steak rankings in newspapers and magazines use sirloin, ribeye and tenderloin steaks. Obviously, tenderized sirloin tastes a lot better than a tenderized round steak. But some CFS purists argue that this is an unfair comparison, as well as a waste of good meat. Chicken-frying a ribeye is like making chili out of prime rib, they protest.
Better try an extra-fancy CFS at one of these places and make up your own mind.
Ouisie's Table
3939 San Felipe St.
Houston
713-528-2264
When Ousie's used to serve their chicken-fried steak on Tuesday nights only, it was transcendental. Since they moved it to the regular menu, The CFS has fallen a tad in quality. The formerly flawless crust is now a little greasy and slipping off the steak. You might be better off with their venison chicken-fried steak, which is made in the German schnitzel style with a bread crumb coating and lots of rich brown gravy. It's a CFS that you might want to wash down with a glass of Burgundy.
Rio Ranch Restaurant
9999 Westheimer Rd.
Houston
713-952-5000
Rio Ranch, which was opened by Robert Del Grande in 1993, is one of the earliest outposts of the "cowboy cuisine" cooking style. The chicken-fried steak here is actually two layers of paper-thin sirloin steak dipped in buttermilk, hand-dredged in seasoned flour and fried crispy. It's served over top of a large pile of steaming mashed potatoes with black pepper-speckled cream gravy on the side.
Reata Restaurant
310 Houston St.
Forth Worth
817-336-1009
Reata started out as a rough-hewn cowboy-cuisine restaurant in a little house in Alpine. They now have a huge, elegant restaurant in the center of downtown Fort Worth. The secret of Reata's CFS is a touch of sourdough starter in the batter. The CFS is served with cream gravy studded with big pieces of cracked peppercorns that really light up your mouth when you bite into them.
Perini Ranch Steakhouse
3002 FM 89
Buffalo Gap
325-572-3339
The Perini Ranch Steakhouse is owned by Tom Perini, one of the nation's leading experts on chuck wagons and cowboy cooking. Perini points out that cowboys on the range ate beans and biscuits, not chicken-fried steak. Since there's no reason to worry about authenticity, he uses the pieces of ribeye that are left over from cutting his steaks for his CFS. It's only served on Sunday for brunch. And it's some of the best-tasting meat you'll find in a CFS.
BIG HONKING-STYLE CFS
For some folks, the allure of the CFS is how much meat you get. Restaurants have capitalized on this tendency toward gluttony by offering ever-larger sizes. Here's three of the biggest.
Kelley's Country Cookin'
8015 Park Place Blvd. (and five other locations)
Houston
713-645-6428
Founded by a former motorcycle cop, this is one of the best breakfast restaurants in Houston. The Grand Slam Breakfast comes with a Frisbee-sized CFS, fried crisp and brown with lots of crunchy bits. Not only is the crust perfect, the meat inside is juicy. It's served with a biscuit, three eggs, hash browns and yellow chicken-flavored gravy.
Hickory Hollow Restaurant
101 Heights Blvd. (and two other locations)
Houston
713-869-6300
A rustic theme is suggested by the reclining hillbilly and the letters that face backwards on the top of the menu. The chicken-fried steaks are so big, they come on pizza pans instead of plates. The sides are forgettable, but if you think bigger is better, you'll be happy here.
T-Bone Tom's Steak House Restaurant
707 Hwy 146
Kemah
281-334-2133
This old Kemah meat market is a great place for barbecue, hamburgers and CFS. When you order a large chicken-fried here, you get two patties. They aren't excessively big around, but they are by far the thickest chicken-fried steaks you will ever see with the crust, they have to be an inch tall. Because of the thickness, the tenderized steak stays very juicy. The green beans are fabulous, and the square steak fries are good, too. But ask for the gravy on the side. It's bland, and they tend to pour it all over the plate. ª