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Published on September 13, 2007

He "performed this self-injection on July 19, 2003," the opinion states. "Two days later, on July 21, [he] continued to have an erection, so he returned to see" the doctor. After a further ten hours, he went to an emergency room for a "surgical decompression" that left him impotent.

Ummm — he had a hard-on for two days before seeing the doctor? Dude knows how to party.

Last Chance, Kids!

As the Astros’ season draws to a desultory close, there’s little to attract fans to Minute Maid Park (“Now pitching — and getting his ass kicked — Matt Albers!!”). The end of the 2007 season does bring with it the end of Craig Biggio’s career, an event the Astros will milk to the very last drop. Here's the schedule for the rest of the year.

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