Today Denver, tomorrow the Twin Cities.
The provocateur who brought you "Piss Christ" pinches off a new concept.
He "performed this self-injection on July 19, 2003," the opinion states. "Two days later, on July 21, [he] continued to have an erection, so he returned to see" the doctor. After a further ten hours, he went to an emergency room for a "surgical decompression" that left him impotent.
Ummm — he had a hard-on for two days before seeing the doctor? Dude knows how to party.Last Chance, Kids!
As the Astros season draws to a desultory close, thereÂs little to attract fans to Minute Maid Park (ÂNow pitching  and getting his ass kicked  Matt Albers!!Â). The end of the 2007 season does bring with it the end of Craig BiggioÂs career, an event the Astros will milk to the very last drop. Here's the schedule for the rest of the year.