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Turkey of the Year: Shelley Sekula-Gibbs
Wild Turkey: Jeff Skilling
Sports Turkey: David Carr
Turkey Landlord: Weingarten Realty
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Turkey of the Year: Tom DeLay
Sports Turkey: Texans coach Dom Capers
Turkey Agency: Metro
Criminal Turkey: Erstwhile escapee Charles Victor Thompson
Fearmongering Turkeys: Houston weathercasters
Judicial Turkey: Betty Brock Bell
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Turkey of the Year: Janet Jackson
International Turkey: State Representative Talmadge Heflin
Movie Turkey: The Alamo
Sports Turkey: Drayton McLane
Turkey Actress: Assistant DA Kelly Siegler
Turkey Relative: Neil Bush
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Turkey of the Year: Tom DeLay
Runner-Up: State Senator John Whitmire
Judicial Turkey: Municipal Judge Roxane Martinez
Sports Turkey: Astros manager Jimy Williams
Campaigner Turkey: U.S. Representative John Culberson
Entertainer Turkeys: ZZ Top
Turkey Couple: Andrew and Lea Fastow