Hell get some practice today with a performance at Verizon Wireless Theater, where fans can check out his off-camera personality (quick preview: theres a lot more cussing). Fergusons comedic style leans toward the self-deprecating as he discusses his two divorces, battle with alcoholism and inability to measure up to other celebrity Scotsmen like Sean Connery. What is he, like, 130 years old and the sexiest man alive? What the hell is that? Ferguson says in one bit. Twenty-year-old women are like, Oh, Sean Connery is so sexy. Come on! Hes in a walker, for Christs sake. 8 p.m. 520 Texas. For tickets and information, call 713-230-1600 or visit www.verizonwirelesstheater.com. $39.
Sun., Jan. 6, 8 p.m., 2008