Precious Jewels has defeated a good amount of Doomsday Wrestlers and not with body slams or pile drivers. The slippery pink menace rubs, grinds and humps his competition into submission. Hes done things that you dont want to see in a wrestling ring, says Lonestar. Precious Jewels even left Sanchez top man, Your Worst Nightmare, with the heebie-jeebies and he eats wolves. When Precious Jewels came into the ring, Your Worst Nightmare left screaming, squealing like a little mouse, says Sanchez, adding that this time around he is prepared.
Lonestar says Your Worst Nightmare doesnt need to worry. Im trying to lobby for Precious Jewels to be banned from the building that night, maybe even the city of Houston if I can, he says. Wait, you guys dont know anything about him? He could be some other professional wrestler dressed as an imposter pretending to be what hes not, says Lonestar.
Lonestar says he doesnt know what to expect when it comes to Precious Jewels, but he does know one thing: We have a great card lined up. The seven-match card includes Bill The Thrill Korcynskis return to defend his championship title, a no-holds-barred battle of the sexes between The Motor City Mama Boom Shakalaka and the Latin lover Juan Antonio More, and the debut of the 15-year-old Charlene Lonestar, Texs daughter. It is a mystery, its almost as mysterious as Precious Jewels that somehow [Tex was] able to make a baby, says Sanchez. 9 p.m. The Meridian, 1503 Chartres. For tickets and information, call 713-629-3711 or visit www.doomsdaywrestling.com. $12 to $15.
Sat., Jan. 12, 9 p.m., 2008