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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead For his first international smash hit, playwright Tom Stoppard took two minor characters from Shakespeare's Hamlet and gave them their own play. These inconsequential, rather ineffectual characters are set center stage while all the famous scenes and dramatis personae from the classic swirl around them. Unfortunately, the two dupes only know their own parts, and they spend the evening trying to figure out what it all means. All the typically Stoppardian traits are present: sizzling wordplay, clever structure, love of theatrics and brittle existentialism mingling with low comedy shtick. As former school chums of prince Hamlet, dense Rosencrantz (Allen Dorris) and a somewhat sharper Guildenstern (John Mitsakis) have been summoned to the court by King Claudius, Hamlet's fratricidal, throne-usurping uncle, to "draw him out" and make sense of Hamlet's "troubles." Since they have no recollection of any previous life before they were summoned, they haven't a clue what to do except what they're told, as best they can. As in Shakespeare's tale, the duo unwittingly become involved in Claudius's plot to murder Hamlet but inadvertently deliver their own writ of execution instead. They face their extinction with begrudging resignation and an actor's final movement — they exit. While Mitsakis is very good indeed as the brighter bulb of the set, it is Dorris, one of Houston's finest actors, who brings the play up a notch with his witless yet jovial Rosencrantz. More Shakespearean bombast would well serve Casey Coale as the leader of the traveling players, and more Shakespearean ease would serve all the others, except for John Kaiser's brief but encompassing Polonius, who only makes us yearn to see him in Shakespeare's original. Through January 26. Company Playhouse, 12802 Queensbury, 713-467-4497. — DLG
Veronica's Room To paraphrase Tolstoy, all unhappy houses are alike, especially the dark and stormy ones. And this old manse somewhere on the outskirts of Boston is as dank and foreboding as any found on the Yorkshire moors. It comes with its own thunderstorm, too. Ira Levin, the mastermind behind Rosemary's Baby, Deathtrap, A Kiss Before Dying and, in sunnier days, No Time For Sergeants, penned this creepy shocker in 1974. It had an all-star cast on Broadway but failed to attract much attention. I don't see why — it has a chilling pseudo-Twilight Zone premise with enough twists for a pretzel. Aggressive Boston student Susan (Sara Jo Dunstan), on a date with shy Larry (Raygan Kelly), is approached by a solicitous old couple (Lisa Schofield and Steve Carpentier) who are the caretakers of the aforementioned spooky mansion. Susan looks exactly like Veronica, a child who died in the house in 1935. The child's sister is still alive, but ailing and feebleminded. Would Susan do them the great honor of impersonating Veronica for just a few minutes to give the dying sister a chance to say goodbye? Larry's suspicious, but Susan welcomes the challenge and the chance to do a good deed. What could go wrong? She's obviously never seen a creepy old-house thriller. What happens in Veronica's room is penny dreadful, I assure you, but will guarantee a genuine Victorian gothic tingle or two, thanks to the atmospheric direction by Ananka Kohnitz and fine ensemble work. Dunstan is appropriately naive, then terrified. Who wouldn't be, with pros Schofield and Carpentier lurking in the shadows ready to pounce? Through January 26. Theatre Southwest, 8944-A Clarkcrest, 713-661-9505. — DLG