Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like The Endangered Sea Lions: "Your camel toe is large / But I am still in charge / I'll grab you by your lips / And make you whistle 'Dixie.'" Okay, maybe the local trio's show isn't the best choice for a romantic night out (unless you're, um, into that), but its Tenacious D_meets-Ween's-country-album sound will help singles laugh away their loneliness. 10 p.m. Rudyard's, 2010 Waugh. For information, call 713-521-0521 or visit www.rudyards.com. $6.
Thu., Feb. 14, 10 p.m., 2008