Midget Wrestling Mania is brought to you by the little people behind the Micro Wrestling Federation. And itll take more than an outstretched hand on the head to stop names like Lil Nasty, Meatball, Bronx Thug, Toad and Pitbull Patterson. And as if a night of pint-size fight pickers werent enough, the bill also includes dirty sets by local comics Sam Demaris, Danny Rios and Rob Mungle and a musical performance by Houston rockers Poor Dumb Bastards. 7:30 p.m. Meridian, 1503 Chartres. For tickets and information, call 7132251717 or visit www.meridianhouston.com. $13.