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Analyzing Bocephus's "McCain-Palin Tradition"

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And that is very true"

Analysis: Shocking self-awareness, Bocephus. Yes, you are preaching to the choir — a bitter, angry, bloodthirsty, paranoid choir.

"And we are going even higher

Like a mama bear in Idaho

She'll protect your family's condition"

Analysis: Like a mama bear in Idaho, Sarah Palin does not think well on her feet. Unlike a mama bear in Alaska, she will not be shot from a helicopter with a high-powered rifle.

"If you mess with her cubs

She's gonna take off the gloves

It's an American female tradition"

Analysis: A bear in Idaho will give birth to one or two children in a litter, which, much like Palin's granddaughter, will all also be born out of wedlock after events which never, ever are to be described or interpreted as a choice.

REPEAT CHORUS

[Ed. Note: For a Bocephus palate-cleanser, the Press recommends 1996's "Houston, We Have a Problem" or 1981's "Texas Women."]

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