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By Dusti Rhodes

Published on November 19, 2008 at 1:41am

Dan Cummins has appeared on The Late Late Showand Live at Gotham. He also had his own special on Comedy Central and has opened for the likes of Ron White, Jim Gaffigan and Dave Attell. He’s been able to snag these ace gigs with jokes about crossbreeding animals (he wants a squirrelador, which, he says is “half squirrel, half Labrador, all kick-ass beast”), how to silence people who repeatedly knock on the doors of occupied public restrooms and why the “don’t swim right after eating” rule is not always a good idea: “What if you fall out of the boat in mid-bite?,” he says. “I think you should try.” Cummins performs 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday; 7, 9 and 10:30 p.m. Saturday; and 7 p.m. Sunday. Laff Spot, 17776 Tomball Parkway. For tickets and information, call 281-955-9200 or visit www.laffspot.com. $15.
Thu., Nov. 20, 8 p.m.; Fri., Nov. 21, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., Nov. 22, 7, 9 & 10:45 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 23, 7 p.m., 2008