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On the title track of Cattle Decapitation's 2004 album Humanure, vocalist Travis Ryan growls the line "Here's to your health." But don't get the wrong impression, as he isn't exactly trying to foster a warm and fuzzy feeling. In the same song, he invites the listener to "defecate upon the self, felch the goddamn sphinct, and gurgle its disgusting contents."
Not exactly appetizing, you say? Perhaps, but if Cattle Decapitation wants listeners to feel like shit — and remind them that they literally are shit — then it does so with a sense of purpose.
Since forming in 1996, Cattle Decapitation has managed to drive home its point over and over and over in no uncertain terms, including on new album The Harvest Floor. Through various album titles and brilliant cover art images by artist Wes Benscoter (adorning his fourth CD album), the band flips the script on what humans do to cows. To Serve Man (2002) depicts skinned human corpses hanging from meat hooks; Humanure shows a cow excreting human skulls...you get the picture.
Each time out, one wonders how much further the band can go using essentially the same device. With Harvest Floor, Benscoter and the band hit a bull's-eye and, perhaps for the first time, convey a sense of true horror with an image that puts humans on the ramps leading up to a slaughterhouse.
Still, this begs the question: Where can Cattle Decapitation go from here? The answer? Into your intestines — for real.
That's right — in a fitting twist, the band has now achieved true heavy-metal immortality by having a vegan burger named after it.
"It's different from other vegan-vegetarian stuff because it's not imitating meat at all," explains bassist Troy Oftedal.
Never mind that Oftedal works as a cook at the joint that serves it, Hamilton's Pub & Cafe in the band's hometown of San Diego, and even concocted the burger himself. The decision to name it after the band was his manager's, not his. And, as Oftedal explains, most people who order the burger have no clue who or what Cattle Decapitation is.
"It's a lot of older people who definitely aren't into metal or punk or hardcore or anything like that," he says. "It's like, 'Can I get the...What is that called?'"
Perhaps management should considerhanging some of the band's album coverson the wall?
Oftedal laughs out loud.
"I don't know how well that would goover," he says.
Willie D, longtime member of the Geto Boys and CEO of Relentless Entertainment, was arrested on wire fraud charges by FBI agents Wednesday night at Bush Intercontinental Airport. U.S. Attorneys allege D, whose real name is William Dennis, took money from overseas buyers for electronics such as Apple iPhones, then gave the buyers tracking numbers for packages that were never sent. Dennis was arraigned Thursday in federal court.
Danseparc DJ Shu Latif, whose recent tête-à-tête with the Sarah Palin camp over the www.crackho.com Web site made it to The Huffington Post last week, is working on a documentary about Numbers and would like to talk to anyone who frequented the venerable Westheimer dance club, especially in the '80s. E-mail her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
1. Insect Warfare, Insect Warfare (LP)
2. Thee Oh Sees, Help (LP/CD)
3. Bardo Pond, Peri (LP/CD)
4. Golden Axe, "Kill 'Em Allah" (7")
5. Homopolice, "Ass Fucker" (7")
6. KGBeasley & the Leather Violence, "Sonic Bondage" (7")
7. Born Liars, "Don't Pick Up the Phone" (7")
8. Pestilence, Resurrection: Macabre (CD)
9. Tara Jane O'Neil, Ways Away (LP/CD)
10. Candlemass, Death Magic Doom (CD)
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Top songs, May 15
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1. Pink, "Sober"
2. All-American Rejects, "Gives You Hell"
3. Kelly Clarkson, "My Life Would Suck Without You"
4. The Fray, "You Found Me"
5. Taylor Swift, "Love Story"
6. Nickelback, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
7. Shinedown, "Second Chance"
9. Theory of a Deadman, "Not Meant to Be"
10. Plain White T's, "1,2,3,4"
(lists compiled by Chris Gray)
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