Opting Out on Obama

Plus: A Houston actress hits the big screen.

Edumacation, Political Animals

Opting Out on Obama
Nearly four thousand at least looked at the form in Houston

By Richard Connelly

The Houston school district provided some anecdotal evidence of how many parents ordered their kids not to watch President Obama's speech on education (Westside represent!!), but we wondered if there was a little more info to be gleaned.

The district put up on its Web site a link to a form that could be printed, filled out and taken into school. Of course, parents not aware of the online form could probably have simply sent in a note to school officials saying, "I'm a closed-minded Fox viewer and Rush fan" and that would have been good enough. Still, we were interested in just how many people — computer-literate people, mind you — used the online form.

There's no way to tell exactly — some people surely looked at it out of curiosity, some media people or even other school districts no doubt looked at it — but HISD spokesman Norm Uhl was able to give us some stats.

And the bottom line — the online form got almost 4,000 hits. Yes, that number has four digits in it.

"Viewership hit two peaks: one on Friday, September 4 (with 896 page views), and the other on the day of the speech, Tuesday, September 8, (with 1,625 page views)," Uhl tells Hair Balls.

Total unique page views: 3,918.

Not all those people printed the form out, of course, and even all those who printed it out might not have used it. Perhaps they just wanted a memento of those crazy, wacky, early Obama years, kind of like people who collected fake Kenyan birth certificates.

Still, 3,900 is a pretty stout number.

Years from now, though, when the communists and the socialists have completed their takeover, we can feel proud in knowing that at least in Houston, a large number of people were brilliant enough to see through the plot.
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Movies

She Oughta Be in Pictures
On the assembly line with Jason Bateman

By Liana Lopez

If you were at the Edwards Grand Palace Stadium for the 7:05 p.m. Friday showing of Mike Judge's new film Extract, you were probably wondering about all the inappropriate applause at the beginning of the show. The usher with the airplane light couldn't figure it out either.

Only Lidia Porto and her special guests had the answer. Porto, a professional actress who calls Houston home, plays the role of Gabriella, one of the main factory yokels.

"We were going to clap each time she was onscreen, but when she appeared three times in the first ten minutes of the film, we realized her character wasn't just a bit part," said Bryan Parras, one of the fans at the not-so-private screening.

This is Porto's second appearance in a Mike Judge film. "I had already done a small part in Idiocracy, so Mike Judge asked for me to audition for Gabriella," Porto said. (In case you're wondering, she played the female reporter in Idiocracy.)

Watching the film, you can't help but make the connections to Houston, Austin and Texas in general, but Extract was filmed at a water-bottling plant in Los Angeles. Porto spent two weeks last October hanging around the set with actors Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) and workers from the bottling company.

And she had nothing bad to say about anyone. "A lot of those people you see are actual employees. They were great, and I loved them. Every second with Beth Grant felt like a blessing to me; she is the nicest, wisest, most generous actress and person, and she is a total pro. Oh, and when Mila's friend thought I was the living end because I had been on Prison Break and it was her favorite show...that was cool," Porto says.

Jason Bateman, she says, was the nicest guy in the world. So nice that he bought the entire crew personalized Reynold's Extract work shirts as seen in the film. She didn't get to talk to him much because when he wasn't acting, he was tracking the Dodgers in their failed bid to make the World Series.

But Bateman had a lot of fun too. "Whenever he wasn't on camera, Jason [Bateman] would curse up a storm, to get reactions out of us, and just to crack us up."

She also had a lot of good things to say about Mike Judge. Judge seems to think highly of his actors and crew too, since he brought some of them back to work on this film.

 
  • funnyguy 09/23/2009 4:14:00 PM

    richard wants to be the next perez hilton and "it" is off to a good start.

  • kendra 09/23/2009 5:57:00 AM

    I know the writer must watch FOX NEWS.. Fox is taken them down one by one.. Go Glenn Beck and Fox News.

  • JW 09/21/2009 5:52:00 AM

    Richard is just a die hard democrat that runs his mouth for a dying rejected newspaper that's main use is for house training dogs. He thinks by calling people stupid in Houston that that makes him look smart. I find democrats to be the dumbest of the two parties because "most" of them think it is all the republicans fault when if they had a half a brain they would see that almost all politicians are thieves and crooks and don't give a darn about middle class unless they can milk us out of another dollar. I just stumbled across this article because I hardly read the newspapers anymore because they are so left and have clowns like this writing for them. I hope after 4 years these high and mighty democrats wake up and join some tea parties to lower taxes and get our country back on track from these greedy, self serving, back stabbing, kickback taking, lying politicians if we still have a country by then.

  • Eric 09/18/2009 8:13:00 PM

    Is this what passes for journalism these days? Just because I did not want my child to watch the speech has nothing to do with me being a close minded FOX viewer that likes Rush. I don't want my child to be involved with political matters while in school. My child and I will discuss politics on our own personal time and he will do to school to learn Math, History, science, language and art. Not watch speeches by ANY current political figure. I resent the remarks made by this story's writer. Who are you to judge people? You are the close minded and ignorant one here, you just can't see that because you are to wrapped up in thinking that you are better than people who's opinions differ in any way from yours. You my friend are pathetic and sad.

 

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