Patrice O'Neal
Women know exactly where they stand with this comedian
Ladies, put down your Cosmomags: Patrice O'Neal will tell you what men want. "We need filth," the comedian says in one bit. In another, O'Neal gives women advice on the best noises to make in bed: "Make a sound between retarded and choking; that's sexy to us." You might be disgusted, but O'Neal is no worse than the countless magazines that tout ways to "please your man" issue after issue. At least he's consistent and honest.
"When you're a whore, be a whore for you. Don't be a whore for me," O'Neal said during his set on HBO’s One Night Stand. Besides cable, O'Neal's relationship advice has also been seen on the Late Show with David Letterman and The Ellen DeGeneres Show and heard on Opie and Anthony. 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, and 7:30 p.m. Sunday. The Improv, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713-333-8800 or visit www.improvhouston.com. $20.
June 11-12, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Sun., June 13, 7:30 p.m., 2010
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