Juggalo Hijinks

A Facebook crime spree.

On December 10, Merksamer, his girlfriend and another man were arrested for allegedly using a gun to rob a man. All three were charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Merksamer's girlfriend has already accepted 25 days in jail and four years deferred adjudication in the case. The male alleged accomplice has made his $30,000 bond and awaits his next court date.

Merksamer, on the other hand, is still being held without bond in the Harris County Jail.

There he might have time to ponder the wisdom (or lack thereof) of his self-penned "Favorite Quote" on his Facebook page: "Y Go through school to get smart if when you die all the knowledge u had goes nowhere."

Here's a hint: The reason Y some of us "get smart" is so we don't have to go to jail and stay there. And while it may not be in the official curriculum, some of us also learn not to brag about breaking the law on our Facebook pages, too.

Doing It Daily

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Political Animals

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Art Attack

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