How Not to Text a Teen

Lewd sexts to 14-year-old

CRIME

How Not to Text a Teen
Lewd sexts to 14-year-old

By Richard Connelly

Michael Sherard Harris, 20, has been charged with sexting a girl he knew to be 14 years old whom he had met at church, which is the go-to place for finding kids to send sexually explicit messages to.

Instead of, you know, listening to the actual sermon, which we're guessing doesn't include "And God said let there be online solicitation of minors."

The girl's father discovered the texts and contacted his ex-wife, the girl's mom. She called cops.

According to court documents, the girl "confirmed the text messages were sexually explicit in nature and stated that sometimes she didn't even know what they meant."

Let's check them out.

Examples included in the court documents:

• "I wanna get in the shower with you...put my hands everywhere the water goes"

• "Id put my hands on your lower back and kiss you"

• "I'd make out with you"

• "I wish you could see how big it is"

• "Well, when you kiss my shoulder I slide my game inside your pajama pants"

• "That's when I put my game on your inner thigh"

• "I'll kiss you between your legs"

• "Can I lick you"

• "I wish I was running my mouth all over your body right now"

It all sounds kinda PG-rated, until you remember this is a 20-year-old messaging someone who can't even drive yet. Then the creepiness factor goes through the roof.

Harris has been charged with online solicitation of a minor.
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CRIME

Cat Murders Plague North Side

By John Nova Lomax

At least one and possibly two different cat murderers are operating on the city's northwest side.

In a grisly reprise of several other similar killings in the Timbergrove area, one of which affected us personally, the Houston Chronicle reported that Sandy Luna's kitty Lucky was disemboweled and put on display in a neighbor's yard in late July.

The Timbergrove killings have taken place on both sides of West 11th Street and T.C. Jester, though there seems to be a cluster of them west of White Oak Bayou.

We also received a report recently of nine cats found dead several miles up T.C. Jester in the Inwood neighborhood. It is believed that they were poisoned. These cats were semi-feral felines whom some in the neighborhood regularly fed. Three were found dead in one woman's driveway, with the other six found near other homes.

Coupled with this outrageous, unrelenting heat, sickos like this are making it a terrible time to be an outdoor kitty on the northwest side.

"Please be careful if you live in this area and let others know," advises tipster Christina Fojas. "Possibility of poison makes it dangerous for every living thing in the community."

If you see any suspicious activity, you are urged to call the Houston Police Department's non-emergency number (713-884-3131).
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7 comments
Matt
Matt

DUUUMB. I'm between those ages, and this creeps me out, however, not even 50 years ago, a relationship between a 20 year old and a 14 year old would not have been a big deal. What sucks is that even if the sexts were consensual, this could ruin this guy's life. I'd call him out for being dumb enough to do that. Crossing age lines like that (even in a dating context) is weird to me, but it's not that far off from being their own weird choice.

Mass
Mass

The case against him is already falling apart, like the story read "sounds pretty PG". A grand jury can indict a dead man, it means nothing. Only thing remotely sexual may have been him licking between her legs, licking where between her legs, her ankle, instep of her foot!? She is 14, and she did not know, give me a break, she never told, her dad was looking through her phone, and she said something because he was going to take her phone away. She admitted to know the guy was 20, and of course they do not tell you that she initiated the sexting, can do that......I do not buy it, he can get a low rent lawyer and get this one dismissed.

lakawak
lakawak

Sorry, but you are ignorant. A court of law is about REASON...as in reasonable doubt. A lot of ignorant people like yourself seem to think that "reasonable doubt" means "all doubt" and come up with ridiuclous hypotheticals that they think would work as a valid defense. But there is NO reasonable jury member that would not know EXACTLY what those texts were referring to.

Mikekelly190
Mikekelly190

Oh, FFS - so why didnt this 14 year old just delete his messages and tell him to stop "sexting" her?? Or slap him with her bible?

Sallie Des Biens
Sallie Des Biens

Show me a 14 year old in the country who isn't capable of understanding the text messages shown above. Give me a break!

lakawak
lakawak

So, it is the teens fault? Are you sure you want to go on the record publicly with that asinine statement?

Mass
Mass

Show me a 13 yr old, in this day and age who does not know....

 
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