9/11 Idiocy, To Go


9/11 Idiocy, to Go

By Richard Connelly

A guy named Tarek G. wrote a Yelp review of Houston's Petrol Station that included quite a tale: His to-go box, which included an un-American hamburger ordered so he could participate in the Satanic Islamic ritual of watching the Cowboys game, came with a drawing of a plane about to hit the World Trade Center and "Happy 9/11" on it.


He wrote:

As I walked out, I heard from behind the bar "Allahu Akbar..." repeated several times. Now maybe it's bad luck for them that I happened to be working near WTC and that I also happen to be a muslim (admittedly not the best muslim) - but as an American first and foremost, I find that kind of cavalier attitude offensive at best, and when coupled with the fact that it was coming from a service provider, prejudice and anti-American at worst.

The good news is that the owner of the Petrol Station seems to be a stand-up guy.

He tweeted: "We sincerely apologize for our employees actions, he has been terminated. We are ashamed to have been associated with this individual."

He also met personally with the customer and apologized. Tarek G. added an addendum to his review:

I wanted to update this -- I was able to speak to the owner and have a good conversation about my experience at Petrol. He assured me the person(s) responsible will be terminated and the underlying issues will be addressed in short order. He sounded sincere and I appreciated his swift response once he was notified of the issues by the local community. For my part, I am looking forward to putting this to rest -- I suppose only time will tell if the changes stick. I'm hopeful they will.


Teacher's Sexts to a 16-Year-Old

By Richard Connelly

Here's what you don't want to come home to as a parent: Your 16-year-old daughter "lying on her own bed" with a 26-year-old dude.

That's what court documents show happened to one local mother, and a Cy-Fair science teacher from Tomball has been charged with online solicitation of a minor.

Toan Quoc Nguyen's Facebook messages to the girl were discovered when the mom went through her daughter's iPod, the court documents say.

And here is some of the stuff she read, according to the documents. Only Nguyen's side of the conversation was included.

-- "I would have loved to feel your hand on my cock :)"

-- "...one hand on your boob and one in your pussy? Eventually, I'll get good enough at multitasking that I can bite your shoulder and neck as well."

-- "... I really wish I could fuck you :)"

– I aim to please hun. I was hoping to find your nipple so I could pinch and tweak them.

-- "If it weren't for you being 16, I would have jumped on that wagon already...why can't you be older?"

-- "...leaning over my desk so I can take you from behind...and reach forward so I can squeeze your tits and nibble on your neck and shoulders."

Okay, dude, you realize it would be wrong to have sex with a 16-year-old, but you think it's acceptable to write this crap to her? That is one unique moral compass you have there, teach.

Here's the statement from the school district:

Once the district receives official notification from law enforcement of Toan Nguyen's arrest, he will be placed on administrative leave. If allegations of his off-campus conduct with a minor in another district are confirmed, his employment with the district will be terminated and the Texas Education Agency will be notified.

Spaced City

No Parking, Dammit
Homeowners' group gets zealous

By Mandy Oaklander

Raintree Place, a private gated community near River Oaks, is home to the rich, the successful and the parking Nazis.

Dianne Josephs, who rents a house in Raintree, had parked her car in her driveway and was loading it with clothing and household goods to donate to wildfire victims. It had been there all of ten minutes when she received this e-mail from the Raintree Place Property Owners Association:

Ms Josephs you have been warned repeatedly of your parking violations. There is no parking in driveways, streets within Raintree or visitor parking by residents. You must park outside of Raintree.

The same evening, Josephs said her daughter's car had a note on it, threatening to tow.

Norman Schneidler, who is on the neighborhood board and in charge of parking, told Hair Balls he did not care to comment.

This isn't the first time Josephs has been the target of a crazy neighborhood association, or even of Raintree's nakedly offensive parking police.

Just before Josephs had hip-replacement surgery, her husband Bob requested temporary parking accommodations for her. Here's an excerpt from Schneidler's response, via an e-mail forwarded by Dianne Josephs:

Raintree makes no provisions for handicapped parking for residents as residents are expected to park in their garages. Good luck on your surgery.

When the Josephs hired a housekeeper to help during Dianne's recovery, she and her husband tried to get the housekeeper a space to park. "Sir," wrote Bob in an e-mail, "I need a hang tag for my wife's housekeeper to park in the visitor spaces. Thank you." Schneidler's response:

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